Quilter Quips
Just for fun! Here are some quilting “funnies” for your enjoyment!
Quilter’s FAQ
Your sewing machine, three projects you swear you’ll finish, and enough snacks to feed a mid‑sized guild.
Yes. Quilt retreats operate on a time zone called Stitch Standard Time, where bedtime is theoretical.
You don’t. Seam rippers are communal creatures that choose their own owners.
Because someone just realized they pressed a pleat into the wrong side of their block. Again.
Yes, but drooling on the points is a federal quilting offense.
Absolutely. This is a retreat, not a monastery. Expect laughter, gossip, and rogue bobbins.
No one knows. It has never happened in the history of quilting.
Someone brought a “simple craft project” that turned into a glitter‑based natural disaster.
Yes. Crumbs are just bonus batting.
If you saw it, touched it, or thought about it, it’s already yours.